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Welcome.  I'm daphne, the zookeeper of a multitude of things that bark, meow, wheek, rumblestrut, swim, and unfortunately, shed.  This is our site. 
 
Please be patient, though, because this is a work in progress and doesn't have nearly as much information as it will in the months to come.  Check back sometime and see how we're doing.

Want to hear some Reverend Horton?

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the zookeeper having a drink with friends

Come on in and read some more.....

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NOTICE
 
This website is geared toward an audience that doesn't mind the occasional swear word.  If you are a very religious or conservative person, be forwarned that pottymouth is evident on a few of the pages, so if you're very easily offended, this might not be site for you.  However, this is a big internet and you can take your ball to another court.
 
If you are under the age of 18, I feel the obligation to let you know that many of the stories that are or will be on this site are colorful and unedited for "FCC-approved content", and therefore may not be suitable for you.   Then again, I've been to my kid's middle school, and y'all are pretty scary, so I might be wrong.

For all you "photo-stealing infidels". Please click here.

Pictured below is GatorX Shorts, team captain and main hair distributor on the premises.

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....if it's not covered in pet hair, it probably isn't mine......

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