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The Peanut Gallery Photo Album

A Collection of the Site's Not Ready for Mealtime Players
 
 
Due to a finite amount of bandwidth, I'll add pictures as I can.  I'm new at this website thing, so we'll see how it goes.
 
 
 
 

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This is the Amazon Rain Forest tank in my office.  It's a 75 gallon tank full of lots of fish and all live plants.  I look at it when I'm working or am totally blotto.  Pretty fishies, so pretty....

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This is Eissa.  She's a beautiful Maine Coon who will pee on Gator's dog bed about once a month.  The other cats torment the crap out of her, hence, possibly the peeing.  Thank God for a front loading washer that can accomodate a giant dog bed.  She gets on my nerves, but I love her.  Damn cat.
 
 
 
 

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Franklin of the Hamptons, Guinea Pig Esquire is the piggy with the orange blaze on his nose.  Hamilton of the Hamptons, Guinea Pig Entrepreneur is the brown piggy with the sultry glaze, one only achievable after years and years of world travel, years spent in the most exotic places in the world, bedding the world's most beautiful women and leaving them in a love nest strewn with tussled sheets that smell like desire.  Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
 
 

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"Whaddya' mean you forgot to order 'no MSG'?  This is going to do shit for my blood pressure test tomorrow at the office!"

more pictures - page two

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If I go to Hell, this will be one of the reasons why.  People who dress their dogs up for any reason are bad people and need immediate psychiatric help.  When I feel this way, I dress Gator up in his little Freud smock and tell him about my mother.

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This was the coolest guinea pig to ever grace the surface of the planet.  Frederick of the Hamptons, Guinea Pig Superstar.  He was put to sleep in January of '06 because of teeth trouble.  I miss him everyday.  I mean, how can you not love a man secure enough to sit in his own food bowl?
 
 
 
 

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Pierre Lafite spends his days in a clean little 5 gallon tank full of live plants and run by a small power filter.  He has a few snails for the algae slurping on the glass most of the time.  Pierre is named after a tremendous winery because his red color in person is a deep burgundy.  He enjoys attacking a small mirror I place in his tank about three times a week.  He's dead sexy.
 
 
 

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"Who keeps letting that idiot with the camera in here?  Can't she see I'm meditating?"

GatorX Shorts, making other dog walkers cross the street since 2003.

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....if it's not covered in pet hair, it probably isn't mine......

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