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Trails off the Beaten Path I've Pawed Across

Often the best tasty morsels are found by scouting the edges of the backyard, not walking right through it....for those times you don't want to eat the biscuit but the bug puttering by it.

This is a link to one of my favorite writers on the net.  It's her blog.  Don't let the word "blog" turn you off.  We're not talking the mental equivalent of yellow crayon being scratched on a dinner napkin.  She's a wonderful writer!
 
 
By now most of us have had it with spoiled celebrities who have been driven past the edges of reality with their own self importance.  Here's a page dedicated to the Cruiser himself, Grand Poobah of Nonsense Land. 
 
 
We here at Daphne's Zoo encourage the rights of all animals, including those that may not exist on this plane.  If you're in the mood for some nonsense, this is the place to go.  I recommend the Buffy the Vampire Slayer swear board if you've had a bad day at work.  Then take the Kittens to a Gay Bar.
 
 
There are no words.  Just when I thought I was the only one with too much time on my hands or not enough discipline to do something good for the internet, I see this guy's site.  We here at Daphne's Zoo bow in reverence.
 
 
The college students behind this site put alot of effort into making some pretty funny short movies.  I suggest Gym Class and the Bathroom links.
 
 
Mongeaux's finally gone and made his crass self bona fide!  For some tongue in cheek (or anywhere else he might put that thing) reading, here's a great blog and story site.  Way to go Mongeaux!

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