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About Bandwidth

I only ask that you read and consider the following...

While I can't imagine what could possibly be worth copying and pasting on this website as far as a pictures goes, I ask that you do me a small favor.  Please don't directly link to a picture to show someone in an email or in a forum.
 
Please.
 
By the time I'm done with this site, it will be at the limits of my bandwidth. 
 
OK, in case you don't know what that means or why I'm so politely requesting you give me this small favor, I will try in my limited understanding to explain bandwidth.
 
Bandwidth, according to one of my favorite websites of all time, dictionary.com, defines bandwidth as:
 
Bandwidth

The data transfer capacity of a network. It is measured in bits per second.

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If your Internet connection is slower than a three-toed sloth, it's probably because of a lack of bandwidth.

It is the amount of internet space that I have to post text and pictures on this site as allotted to me by my wonderful web creation site, web.com.  And, I really do appreciate these people.  Let's face it, I've only had this site for 12 hours and I've already figured out all this.  I sense that monkeys were used in the programming, which while it incurs my wrath because I love animals, also relieves me as the monkeys paved the path for me ignorance.  <-sarcasm  Anyhoo, my space to use is finite unless I begin to kick out more money.  While I'd like to inform and entertain the masses, I don't want to pay for their image hosting.

So, I'm asking you to not directly link to my website's photos because I can't afford it.  Is that OK?  Will you at least think about it?  There are other ways that you can link to a site, and I'll share what I know instead of just telling you "NO!  BAD KITTY!  THAT'S MY POT PIE!"

You can use an image-hosting site like imagecave or sony imagestation for free.  Just right click on the photos you like and highlight the "properties" tag like you would elsewise, but do this to transfer to your own hosting site.  If you do this, you'll see how much space photos use.  Now, do you see how it sucks when a bunch of people might use my bandwidth to host the photo instead of their own?  One photo stolen by one peep is one thing.  Forty peeps linking the the photo is another.

If you don't have an account with a free image-hosting site, you can just go to the top of the page and click with your left click on the Address line, then right click on the highlighted text, scroll down and left click on "Copy".  You can copy the address tab and it won't bust my bandwidth.

When you you want to post it say, in a forum that has [url] tags, you can do this.....

Let's say that you like the picture of Gator and Eissa snuggling on the "Things Bulldogs Do That Make You Wonder" page.  Go to that page and follow my instructions for highlighting and copying the Address.  You should find when you paste the following..

http://daphneszoo.com/id15.html

That's OK.  If you are in a forum setting, hit the URL button and you'll see something like this..[url].  Place the cursor in between the "l" and the "]".  Type a "=" and the paste.  It should look like this..

[url=http://daphneszoo.com/id15.html]

After that, type whatever you'd like the link to be, like, let's say, "bulldog photo", and then hit the [url] button again.  It should look like....

[url=http://daphneszoo.com/id15.html]bulldog photo[/url]

And it will show up like bulldog photo.  I'm so lame that I haven't figured out how to make the above link work in html, but I will.  You'll have to trust me that this is how it works in most forums.

That's for forums and maybe a few emails.  Is that java?  Possibly so.  I'm kind of a newb with this.

Whatever.  The point is that you can link people to the photo as far as the page it's on in the same amount of time that it takes to do it the illegal way.  Yeah, I know, illegal, but it is.

I think everyone does it.  I know I've done it from time to time.  But then again, I didn't know what I was doing.  Now that I've explained it to you, you do know.  So, if you wouldn't mind, use links to the pages or transfer to photos to your own image-hosting site, but dude, don't bogart my bandwidth.

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