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Stories From the Monkey House

Things A Grown Woman Couldn't Make Up Without the Proper Pharmeceuticals.......
 
 
 
*warning*
Some of these stories will be colorful and were not written with younger children in mind.  Please notice the remarks in red.

- this is what happens when you need to take a poop at work and the walls are paper thin, and that workplace happens to be a wildlife rehab.  originally published by Dave at Poopreport.com, your number one source for poop.  *a few swearwords and I poop, need I say more?*

- one man's journey through the hell that is court television, a man who lived to tell the tale.  permission to reprint granted by the author, Mongeaux. *adult language and a racial remark or two.  it's court television; and it's not pretty.....*

Testing the Limits of Stereotypes

- she brought fleas the apartment, kicked my cat, and would never take the garbage out.  she left me without heat in the middle of December in Cleveland.  this was our saga.  *some swearwords and I call someone a JAP. not my finest hour by far*

 
- when we left the bowels of Hell - I mean Ft. Knox (so easy to make that mistake) - behind to drive out to Ft. Lewis, I sent emails to everyone on our list because I thought I could write.  This is the whole list of them detailing our trip.  I've left them untouched so you can see that I made so many mistakes once upon a time!

GatorX Shorts, humping blankets since 2001.

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....if it's not covered in pet hair, it probably isn't mine......

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